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| Political Science for Dummies
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You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. |
| REPUBLICAN | You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. So? |
| SOCIALIST | You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. |
| COMMUNIST | You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. |
| CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE | You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. |
| BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE | You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain. |
| AMERICAN CORPORATION | You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. |
| FRENCH CORPORATION | You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. |
| JAPANESE CORPORATION | You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. |
| GERMAN CORPORATION | You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. |
| ITALIAN CORPORATION | You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Life is good. |
| RUSSIAN CORPORATION | You have two cows. You drink some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You drink some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. |
| TALIBAN CORPORATION | You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. |
| IRAQI CORPORATION | You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. |
| POLISH CORPORATION | You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. |
| BELGIAN CORPORATION | You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy. |
| FLORIDA CORPORATION | You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow. |
| CALIFORNIA CORPORATION | You have millions of cows. They make real Only five speak English. Most are illegal. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders. |
Why indeed! It seems appropriate to recall its circumstances.
Background
So what exactly does Labor Day celebrate?
1 Peter 2:4-10
As you come to him, a living stone rejected by men but in the sight of God chosen and precious, you yourselves like living stones are being built up as a spiritual house, to be a holy priesthood, to offer spiritual sacrifices acceptable to God through Jesus Christ. For it stands in Scripture:
"Behold, I am laying in Zion a stone, a cornerstone chosen and precious, and whoever believes in him will not be put to shame."
So the honor is for you whobelieve, but for those who do not believe,
"The stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone,"and "A stone of stumbling, and a rock of offense."They stumble because they disobey the word, as they were destined to do. But you are a chosen race,a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people for his own possession, that you may proclaim the excellencies of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light. Once you were not a people, but now you are God’s people; once you had not received mercy, but now you have received mercy.
XV. Of the worthy receiving of the Sacrament."Let a man prooue himselfe, and so eate of that bread, and drinke of that cuppe: (1 Corinthians 11.28)" We must certainely know, that three things bee requisite in him which would seemely, as becommeth such high mysteries, resort to the Lordes table. That is: First, a right and worthy estimation and vnderstanding of this mysterie. Secondly, to come in a sure faith. And thirdly, to haue newnesse or purenesse of life to succeede the receiuing of the same."
IX. Of Common Prayer and Sacraments."For wee are not strangers one to another, but wee are the citizens of the Saints, and of the houshold of GOD (Ephesians 2.19), yea, and members of one body (1 Corinthians 10.17, 12.12). And therefore whiles our minister is in rehearsing the prayer that is made in the name of vs all, wee must giue diligent eares to the words spoken by him, and in heart begge at GODS hand those things that hee beggeth in wordes. And to signifie that wee doe so, wee say Amen, at the end of the prayer that hee maketh in the name of vs all..."Iustinus Martyr, who liued about 160 yeeres after Christ, sayth thus of the administration of the Lords Supper in his time (Justinus, `Apol.,' 2): Upon the Sunday assemblies are made both of them that dwell in Cities, and of them that dwell in the Countrey also. Amongst whom, as much as may bee, the writings of the Apostles & Prophets are read. Afterwards when the Reader doth cease, the chiefe Minister maketh an exhortation, exhorting them to follow honest things. After this, wee rise altogether and offer prayers, which being ended (as wee haue sayd) bread and wine and water are brought foorth: Then the head Minister offereth prayers and thankesgiuing with all his power, and the people answer, Amen."
GAROFALO: In this presidential race, because he deflects the racism that is inherent in the Republican Party, the conservative movement, the Tea Party, certainly, over the last 30 years the Republican Party has moved more and more to the right, but also race-baiting more, gay-baiting more and religion-baiting more; but Herman Cain, I feel like, is being paid by somebody to be involved and to run for president, so that you can go, 'Oh, yeah. They can't be racist! It's a black guy, it's a black guy who is asking for Obama to be impeached.' Or, 'It's a black guy who's anti-Muslim.' Or, 'It's a black guy who is a Tea Party guy.' And I feel like, well, wouldn't that suit the purposes of whomever astroturfs these things-- whether it be the Koch brothers, or ALEC, or Grover Norquist or any anything. Or it could even be Karl Rove. Let's get Herman Cain involved so it deflects the obvious racism of our Republican Party.OLBERMANN: Well I mean, would that be separate of his delusions of grandeur, or were they just taking advantage of it...?GAROFALO: He's a business man! OLBERMANN: He's a business man, ultimately!GAROFALO: Whoever pays him and he may have a touch of Stockholm Syndrome. There may be a touch of Stockholm Syndrome in there, because any time I see a person of color or a female in the Republican Party or the conservative movement or the Tea Party, I wonder how they could be trying to curry favor with the oppressors. Is it Stockholm Syndrome or does somebody pay them?Read the full story and see the video (if you can stomach it) at Human Events.Sadly, this is not the first time Ms. Garofalo has spewed such hatred about conservatives and the concerned patriots of the Tea Party movement. In 2009, she called members of the citizens' movement, "a bunch of teabagging rednecks" and said our opposition to President Obama is "about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up."
As early as 1867, Matthew Arnold warned that the ebbing of Christianity in England would disturb the societal order and usher in waves of violence. His famous poem, "Dover Beach," noted the result of the weakening of Christianity would mean "we are here as on a darkling plain, Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, Where ignorant armies clash by night."
Years later, in 1919, surveying the aftermath of World War I, William Butler Yeats would write his equally famous poem "The Second Coming." Like Arnold, the poet saw that the dissolution of the ideals foundational to Great Britain's moral order, plus the dissolution of the global societal order imposed by the British Empire, would result in "anarchy loosed upon the world."
Certainly the paroxysms of the twentieth century have in large part been due to the fading of the British Empire and the retreat of Great Britain's influence, but probably neither Arnold nor Yeats envisioned the ravages of the "rough beast" now on the loose in Great Britain.
The "rough beasts" rioting throughout England are certainly full of "passionate intensity," particularly against the "rich," whom they see as depriving them of their just dues. These beasts reappeared in England over the last days, indiscriminately and pitilessly devouring whatever they wished -- just because. Like rabid chimeras, their consciences stultified and withered, their brains reduced to near-reptilian functioning, thousands of young people rioted, pillaged, and plundered.
Matthew Arnold, along with many others, saw where the precepts of Darwinism as concerns the status of humans would lead. Man was reduced to the status of an upright primate and the Judeo/Christian view of the human as imago dei was abandoned. Should we be surprised that young people act like beasts when they have been taught from childhood that's what they are? If humans are no longer taught they are "a little lower than the angels," should we be astonished when they act like animals?
When an earthquake shatters the foundations undergirding the sea of faith, a tsunami of ignorance and violence sweeps all away before it.
Yeats made yet another point in his poem, writing that while the worst are full of "passionate intensity," the best "lack all conviction."
Certainly the lack of conviction is apparent when one contemplates the deafening silence or near-silence from leaders of the Christian and Muslim communities. While it is heartening to see Sikhs and Muslims joining together for the purpose of protecting their places of worship, businesses, and homes while praying for peace, it is rather disheartening to suspect that much of the foxhole unity may be motivated by a mere survival instinct. Self-preservation is also one of the lower, more animalistic instincts, scarcely above the moral level of those perpetrating the violence.
Where have the Sikhs and Muslims been when fire-breathing imams advocating extremism in the name of Allah ensconced themselves in Tottenham and other London burroughs? For instance, where was the much-needed repudiation of the violence espoused by the vicious Tottenham Ayatollah and his rabid followers? Where were the denunciations by moderate Muslims, long accused with some justification of having rather tepid responses toward their more violent brethren? Even now, though there are 354 mosques in London, moderate Muslim voices appear to be almost completely muted.
The lamentable non-performance of the Archbishop of Canterbury, shepherd of the Christian lambs of England, is equally distressing. So far we have heard nothing but pap from him. His statement to the press is a precise summation of what is amiss not only in Great Britain itself, but within the Anglican church, which is so riddled with politically correct thinking and reliance on government initiative that the good Archbishop seems unable to get beyond banalities. He writes:
[W]e now have a major question to address, which is how to combat the deep alienation we have seen, the alienation and cynicism that leads to reckless destruction. The Government has insisted on the priority of creating stronger, better‑resourced local communities. This priority is now a matter of extreme urgency. We need to see initiatives that will address anxieties and provide some hope of long‑term stability in community services, especially for the young. Meanwhile the Church will maintain its commitment to all communities at risk, and is ready to offer its help and solidarity in every possible way.
Having punted the church's responsibility to the government, one has to ask, where are the archbishop's ringing denunciations of the violence? Where the exhortation to the flock to resist the rioters and to defend the defenseless? Where are the calls to respect the order of the state, the clarion message to repent, the calls for self-examination, the urging of a return to the commands of the scriptures and to the traditions of the universal Holy Catholic Church?
The archbishop's statement reminds me of the platitudinous trope I recently saw posted on a United Methodist church's outside bulletin board: "Revenge gets you even. Forgiving makes you one up on the enemy."
Right.
And putting flowers in gun barrels stops war, while calls to end the cycle creating a "disadvantaged underclass" will solve the pesky problems of violence against all authority and the pillaging of the "rich."
Doubtless we'll hear a lot more from Archbishop Williams about forgiveness and love, love, love. Such messages may all be well and good, but when that is all that is heard from the pulpits of the land, we should not be surprised at the moral somnolence afflicting the country.
Somewhere between vengeance and forgiveness lies the virtue of justice. Right now, what needs to be heard is not just the love and forgiveness part of the Christian tradition, but also a call to militant and muscular resistance against the great evil sweeping the land.
Preachers and imams, do your jobs. Shepherds, break your craven silences. Put an end to the caviling and whining. Stop punting to the government. Speak the truth and rebuild the foundations of spiritual rigor lest your sheep perish and you with them.
Forget President Obama‚s 40 percent (and still falling) approval rating. That just means that less than 45 percent of those surveyed have no clue about the direction of the country. Or, those same people support the president‚s weakening of America. And please spare me the worn-out excuses that it was Bush‚s fault, or things are bad because it was worse than he thought.
Consider the facts:
President Obama ended the Space Shuttle program as of two weeks ago when the last shuttle returned safely from its mission. We will now have to thumb a ride from the Russians if we want to get to the Space Station, and it will cost us dearly. John F. Kennedy‚s vision of our leadership in space technology and exploration will soon be a national nightmare. We will now be a follower instead of a leader.
When President Obama made the decision to terminate the missile defense system being built in Turkey, he made it easier for nations like Iran to attack our friends like Israel with nuclear weapons. In talking with a ballistic missile defense system expert recently, I was told that we could have enhanced our overall missile defense systems capability by upgrading our sea-based defense systems technology for a relatively small investment. The Obama Administration said no to the expenditure even though, as a result, the world is not safer.
And now that the „surge‰ in Afghanistan is working according to General David Petraeus and others, the president chose to withdraw about one-third of the troops over the next year. That means the remaining two-thirds will be at a disadvantage in fighting the remaining enemy. The enemy did not announce that they will reduce their efforts to try to kill our soldiers by one-third.
The U.S. involvement in Libya has deteriorated into a debacle. The objective was not clear. The exit strategy is not clear. But the fact that we are shouldering the biggest share of the costs in this war is real clear. That‚s not leadership.
Instead of moving toward energy independence, the president has made decisions that would make us more energy-dependent. An extended unnecessary moratorium on drilling in the Gulf of Mexico after the oil-spill crisis, and telling Brazil we will be their best customers for their oil with our money, does not convey strength.
America should and can be its own best customer for energy because we have the natural resources to do so. We just lack the will and leadership to do so.
We should not be surprised that this same weak leadership has allowed the debt ceiling situation to become a crisis. It could have been avoided, as I discussed last week. But as Speaker John Boehner put it, the president‚s solution to the debt crisis is to give him a blank check.
Once again, in my grandfather‚s vernacular, „We ain‚t stupid!‰
Our sluggish economy is our biggest crisis after national security. The business sector is the engine of economic growth. But the Obama Administration has done nothing to fuel the engine. It has only loaded costly legislation and programs in the caboose of our economy. Just look at the most recently announced GDP growth rate of 1.3 percent for the 2nd quarter of this year, following a revised 1st quarter growth rate of 0.4 percent. This is simply pathetic ˆ but predictable.
Because if there‚s no fuel in the engine then there is no economic growth.
It‚s not rocket science. It‚s common sense.
The president and his liberal allies continue to play the class warfare card by saying the rich should pay more in taxes, and that big corporations should give up some tax incentives to solve our economic and debt crisis. That‚s just hogwash!
Taxing the rich and big corporations more will not solve the problem. A president who can lead and understands business and the economy would solve the problem.
Every time I hear about the latest unemployment statistics, it breaks my heart for those who want to work and can‚t find work. And as I told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday recently, I couldn‚t care less about how much people like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates pay in taxes. I care more about the nearly 15 million people who can‚t find a job that they are capable of doing because this economy is stalled, while this president just gives another speech.
Ending the shuttle program, weakening our ballistic missile defense systems, the retreat in Afghanistan, the debacle in Libya, the energy crisis, the spending and debt crisis, our anemic economic growth, and the painful unemployment rate are the results of weak leadership and failed policies.
America! We have a problem and it‚s getting worse.
The facts are clear. We‚re on the wrong track.